I am in such a sassy mood right now like boy I aint taking none of your mess I am a princess SWERVE
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
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